Funny Wooden Plant Markers: "Water me bitch!"

Looking for a fun and unique gift for the plant lover in your life? Our Funny Wooden Plant Markers add personality and humor to any potted plant or garden! Whether you're gifting a friend, family member, or yourself, these quirky plant stakes are sure to bring smiles. 

🌿 Why Plant Lovers Will Adore This Gift:
✔ Adds charm and humor to any plant collection
✔ A thoughtful and unique gift for birthdays, housewarmings, or just because

🌱 Product Details:
✔ Choose your favorite sayings from our dropdown menu
✔ Made from unfinished Baltic Birch plywood
✔ Laser engraved for a crisp and detailed design
✔ Approximate size: 5.25" tall and 1/8" thick (width varies based on text length)
✔ Sold individually – price is per one plant stake

✨ Uniquely Beautiful:
Each marker is one of a kind! Natural wood grain variations make every piece special. Some stakes may have light scorch marks on the back due to the laser engraving process, adding to their rustic charm. 

🎁 Gift a laugh and some personality to any plant lover today! 🌿😆